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ohMYrice

The name is My (spelled and pronounced just like the word). 18. Class of '11. Straight. Taken by a a fine ass Black-Korean guy. That's all you need to know.

Me: Can I go to the bathroom? 
Teacher: What for? 
Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.

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pregnat4:

omg this makes me so uncomfortable and nervous

Same

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universal-wanderer:

THIS. Wake up to yourself and your life. Live the way that makes you happiest!

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kimburrit0:

I was helping my little brother
Where the fuck does jack come from

That’s basically what math is like for the rest of your life.I love how the answer is at the bottom of the page. And how is any kid suppose to know how many stickers Jack has? Does Tani and Jen give Jack their stickers? I wish I was Jack. My friends never give me stickers.

You’re all missing the point. This isn’t math. Rather it’s metaphysics, or the existence of our being. Theoretically speaking, Jack isn’t a person. Jack exists in all of us. We are Jack. Jack is all of us. Every single one of us. In each inept part of our being, our existence, Jack lives. Forgotten and ignored, yet he exists in our never ending subconscious. The question, rather, is how many stickers do we all have?

oh my god i am dying

holy skhfhew

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‎1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.

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blasian-beautyx:

Too beautiful.

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b4wse:

LOL

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